I love that the “circle” for kid rock looks like his hand got caught in a hydraulic press.

We still don’t know who bubba is. Is he Bill Clinton? A horse? A fictional shrimp tycoon? Who knows?

I think I actually learned this from South Park in the episode where Cartman’s Mom tries to find him a baby sitter that can handle him. Cartman emotionally traumatizes them off course but I loved that the show takes little moments to teach things like that.

Zuckerborg is trying to please the fash methinks.

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I’ve had papa John’s several times. It’s not bad if you don’t mind your crust tasting like cardboard.

My mother has never properly apologized to me for anything in her life. She says she’s not the perfect mother but if you ask her about details of what she feels she did wrong, she will get angry. I honestly don’t talk to her anymore. Homophobic, racist, islamaphobic, etc. I don’t need to put up with that and no one else should be forced to either.

That’s how you get another ‘1 man 1 jar’ incident.

I use my hands all the time so I guess they’re sexual organs as well.

If that’s conditioner, you’d be better off just using it undiluted. Adding water makes it a lot less effective.

That cow probably has some serious back problems

Damn! I was hoping they were friend-shaped this whole time. The babies look kinda cute at least.

Big McThankies from McSpankies

Or loud crappy generic music with notepad open for captions.