These bitches are ruining my career and wasting my life talking to themselves about how they know what the real issue is…but wait!

Spoiler alert, we continued to take it.

Pro tip: to banish Gemini to the shadow realm on an android phone and fix your android auto experience, set your default app for “assistant” to none.

But but but that causes thinky pain

Dude there wasn’t any units. This was seriously something you could type into a python repl, an excel cell, or even windows calculator.

I saw a Claude log on a screen share yesterday where the dude was seriously using Claude to add two numbers together. This and things much stupider than this have been happening the whole time.

They are currently trying to improve their agentic AI by making the AI itself prompt other AIs.

That’s how the whole thing works including Claude. Agents are just chat bots prompting other chat bots. They make the default visibility low so you don’t see all the chatter and mistakes occurring.

The funnier one of these that I’ve done a handful of times is leaving the drive thru without purchasing anything.

I wanted breakfast or nothing, McDonald’s.

We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas

If only the founding fathers had written the right to bear apps shall not be infringed in an amendment.

Oh well can’t change the ancient text now, just have to be governed by it forever. 🤷 (It’s a shame the ancient powder-wigged wizards that wrote the constitution weren’t clairvoyant.)

please just make an android alternative

I want a phone that isn’t a closed ecosystem race to the bottom shit phone

Now you can’t even find the fucking thing when you need it. Thanks, “UX design”.

I missed this one. Was it like Heroku used to be or something?

Keep ass what though? /s

I’m going to have to just write my own one of these fucking things aren’t I?

Same

“I ask you how is playing drums. You say it’s too much shit to carry.”

This is the sort of thing you do to big companies with no morals, doing it to a small open source project is just wrong, they don’t have the manpower or money to redo the investigation you already did.

Given that the dude works for an AI-based security company, and Forgejo and services like it (e.g., codeberg.org) are how you abandon the mess of vibe-coded trash that is GitHub, in my opinion, he has a motivation to pick apart this specific service.

And since javascript libraries tend to be so small and focused

Lol, LMAO even

But Windows is less secure. Two things can be true at once. They are in the original topic too.

The Java ecosystem is massive and decades old and I don’t hear one iota of the shit about maven central that I hear about npm.

I guarantee that npm is full up with vibe coded bullshit at this point as well.

I’m not sure what it even takes to upload a package to npm. Not even a pulse. I honestly never looked into it because the whole ecosystem is so rancid.

EDIT: Look at how many shits in this are optional (and note the overall quality of the article as well): https://dev.to/aneshodza/publishing-your-first-npm-library-51k2. The ecosystem sucks.