The last employer I had who called us all “family” also denied me any raise for at least a year or two because “we weren’t making enough,” meanwhile they were leasing a brand new Corvette.
- 0 Posts
- 18 Comments
Joined 3 years ago
Cake day: August 6th, 2023
You are not logged in. If you use a Fediverse account that is able to follow users, you can follow this user.
I thought it was that Theranos lady… It’s the eyes.
I won’t care, I’ll be dead by the time my funeral happens.
Right? This is less a bottle you can stick in the sand, and more like a bottle you can’t sit anywhere else.
My landlord will fix any problem I point out to him, as long as I am willing to wait somewhere between 2 weeks and however long I hold the lease.
It was a chocolate bar. What else do you eat with spaghetti in the bathtub?
Thought for sure this was straight out of an episode of Venture Brothers till I saw your link.
Rusty Venture’s cocktail recipes were an ongoing gag.
1·1 year agoBro there’s totally a way we can keep stroking Google, but like, in a way that Google doesn’t really enjoy it and neither do we.
Just wait until the difference is so slight that none of us can tell the difference.
Strawberry is"the pink" and that’s fine, but chocolate is most certainly not “the stink.”
I always assumed they were just another way for people to broadcast mundane factoids about themselves to total strangers that don’t care. Like an early form of social media, if you will.
It was Friday, March 14th, 2003. Pi Day.
I played guitar in a shitty band in highschool and the administration let us play an impromptu show in the commons during the last period of the day, as long as we played an original song for Pi Day. Our vocalist recited somewhere around 100 digits of pi while the rest of us just made noise over a PA before they came out and told us to quit. Then we all went on possibly the best Spring Break ever.
1 wine = 1 cocaine = 1 heroin
deleted by creator