Tomtits

…bum

Don’t forget about David Lee Broth

…fighter of the…

We all know what day it is tomorrow

It’s always porn

Is this a porn still?

Do they really think we all speak RP?

I’m from the North East, if I go to see my lass down in Manchester there are numerous different accents and the name of bread buns changes five times

I feel that.

Is 41 too young?

Am I just lazy??

Israel will say they will keep it’s word when Hamas disarm and then continue with their shit

It’s a book by Alex Garland

I see people sniffing their keys in the pub all the time on the weekend, is that what they’re doing??

How many gallons per mile does it do?

Look at the cashier - “sin compra” and then they let you leave

So she knew if the farm animals had sex they’d become pregnant?

All the nazis fled to Argentina after WW2

I couldn’t stay awake to watch it.

Went to Cabo Verde last year, on Sal and I fucking loved the place so decided to low key support them.

Then they drew with Spain and everyone jumped on that bandwagon jaja

Cabo Verde in the world cup.

They were doing really but got knocked out by Argentina

Get much yayo for 20.96 these days?

At least you’ve finally got bored of chavs

I didn’t notice the double factorial