darthsundhaft

Well now I’m depressed

I thought you were gonna pull a funny and say something like “if you wake up with enough time and energy to take a shower in the morning, you got enough time to regret all your life decisions” or something like that. lmao

Plot twist: she’s talking about his titties.

Linux Mint as the baby makes no sense. That would actually be CachyOS or MX Linux at this point.

Leave me alone ok? I gotta talk about something with my therapist.

It’s a matter of ignorance is bliss.

I thought it was going to be piss. Disappointed.

SA be like:

Literally the dumbest thing I hear MDs say when I’m legit there for a reason. Like c’mon now.

We sentence you to seppuku.

MEIRL

“I’ll show you my tiny wand”

Also, Jerry Seinfeld sucks ass. Boo him tf out.

I always liked this Gwen more than Stone. Sorry not sorry.

Opposites attract something something?

thank mr skeltal