And then there’s Mississippi

That’s not gibberish, those are hilarious jokes using sophisticated vim commands. Here’s another, which you have no hope of understanding, but vim users will love:

:%s/ass/butt/g

Yes, you have to reproduced by impregnating a woman or you are an evolutionary failure.

From a biological point of view everybody is disposable

That guy on the right is huge.

Just like in the Bible