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10 months agoNinja turtles pizza always looked like it tasted amazing.
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A stoned dumbass with an internet connection, I say dumb shit, make shitty jokes and I will 100% call you a cunt.
The Official Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse.
Aka @dumbass@leminal.space
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Man, Diogenes get mad love on Lemmy this month!
.ml probably stole their food.
They will fail to stop you.
There is absofukinglutely nothing stopping you from dressing like that, only yourself.
8·11 months agoThat’s about a billion attacking each one… Man, at this rate I’ll never get a shot at them.
Ahhh fuck, ya got me cunt, fucking spot on there with your assumption.
So there’s still a chance to get to ds9, I just gotta steal Jadzias badge, She will be right, she’s resilient.
Which part of the star trek universe, because if it’s being on voyager, fuck that, but if I get to hang out on Deep Space nine, then I’m so in, instantly befriending Quark.
And then the man looked at the camera and said “We don’t make mistakes, just happy accidents”
What fucking cemetery do you live near that has 12 ft skeletons buried in it?
Yeah I don’t salt my pasta water, I chuck a shit tonne of chicken stock in there.
Jokes on you, wasting my life is my life’s goal!
You’re gonna need a big drink with that tho.
Nawww, then I have to go to Reddit… can’t I just offend the Italians on here?
The fun thing is, you’ve probably already eaten horse.