dumbass

I relate too much to this.

Yeah I’ve never been so disappointed in my life! Babish should be the new mayor of flavour town!

There’s always a catch.

I don’t see an issue, this is how I play Pool.

So I threw some stones into a bowl of old boston tea leaves soaked in essential oils, boiled in a hand carved Amethyst geode bowl over burning piles of sage and dried aged red oak shavings for 6 hours under the red moon and it said about 5 to 15 years minimum.

Yeah! this is a Star Trek household damnit!

FUCK THE electrical SYSTEM!

only if you get pulled over.

Ok, so put fake plates on before I go as well.

Well, looks like its medical face mask, big sunnies and blank clothing covering my arms and legs, just to go get some nails.

not the way I do it!

pffft, real men smoke their coffee with no filter.

I’m too high to work out wtf is going on right now.

Not all the peasants are ungrateful!

That’s a smile of someone knowingly making the world a better place.

Steam box

It’s got what nerds crave!

There is no plane of existence, multiverse or alternate reality where Mick Foley would be a piece of shit. Foley is good in every instance there’s a Mick Foley.

How’s that Nazi dick taste you discount cum dumpster?

I’m not guessing, I know, they’re fired!