I had a date in Constantinople…

I never knew he did standup. Had to look it up. Dear god this is the truest comment I’ve ever seen on Lemmy.

😂😂😂😂😂

Who is it?

I would like to hear more of this story if you’re willing to share more.

The Internet is really really great

You can ask for a rock star check out time. They’ll usually giggle and say sure, or ask whats that? You tell them, they giggle, and say sure.

I know of a guy that installed a drive through car wash in his driveway. Nobody goes there but it’s apparently really loud when it runs and his son ran through it one time. He got pretty banged up.