Positive side effect: people will make sure to stay hydrated.

Well, you said it - so we’re saved, right?

He killed her. Apparently, that’s funny.

Be gay, do drugs, hail satan!

Fun fact: if you were born before 1990, your birthday is closer to West Germany becoming a sovereign country than it is to today.

“Lynching is an extrajudicial killing by a group.” Wikipedia (content warning - prominently displayed picture of a lynching victim)