Does the job also involve supervising their child slaves?

You can pry em dashes out of my cold, dead hands.

coming soon: Americans are fucking drowning in debt

neofeudalism here we come!

Would you like to tell me what that word means?

can we not trivialize slavery when there’s actual slavery still happening?

99% of the time this kinda shit is made in a way that it won’t work without being plugged in or connected to wi-fi.

my anosmic ass reading these comments: 🧍❔

Due to budget and environmental reasons, we won’t be having a new year this year, but instead reuse 2025.

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B-but that doesn’t produce enough plastic waste!!

And septic tanks, though those are definitely not going to give you sensory deprivation.

Yup, Mother Nature will come back to bite you in the ass for that shit. Just let plants and animals live their lives as long as your yard is habitable to you as well and not a health hazard ffs.

lawns need to die out so bad

ughh

Well, now I’m curious. What’s in the war room?

bread and circuses

Ah yes: a Chinese person expressing distaste towards their country’s authoritarian government is racist. Makes total sense.

That’s what they want you to think!

So now you tell me!