There were Olympics during WWII. If you aren’t cheating you can compete. It’s always been this way, it’s supposed to be just about the games.

One of my favorite ‘salads’ is jello, mini marshmallows, cool whip, and canned mandarin oranges. I was told it has fruit, so it counts as a salad. A staple at any church potluck.

Now they’re giving live birth, and my stomach is sick

And its all over earth, and she’s touching his,

Dude it’s excuse for no pants around the house and your wife gets to ogle your ass.

Used to hate dresses and skirts, until I found long loose flowey ones. No pants levels of comfy and look nice with like zero effort. Yes absolutely