Oh. My. God. I want a christmas skull!!!

Ha I love this for her

I would argue that a judge who does this is not fit to serve and should be removed from the courtroom, full stop.

This seems like a volume problem. How many dishes are you washing at a time? I do the dishes after every meal so it’s never a lot at once.

'Cause I’m not planning on going solo

This is dumb but I never realized how much of her face Liza Minelli got. It’s like she did a parthenogenesis.

I just took mine off and now nothing else can happen tonight.

The exurbs are far-out suburbs - the part of the suburbs that peter out as the rural area begins. I don’t know if that makes sense for this post because I don’t understand this post even a little bit, but perhaps that’s what OP meant with “ex-urban”?

Late Gen X / early Millennial is called a Xennial. We’re characterized as having been born in a largely analog world and coming of age as consumer technology became more prevalent. I think it informally encompasses 1977-1983.

I was born in '81 and graduated high school in '99. I grew up hearing that I was Gen X, the slacker generation, the whatever generation, the generation where trying was uncool. And that’s exactly the experience I had. I was an adult before I ever heard the term ‘millennial’ and I don’t identify with it at all, though technically I’m on the cusp. Xennial does seem to fit though.

I’m really sorry your GRS coverage was denied, that awful. But this gratitude/accomplishment list is awesome - it sounds like you’ve come so far and I’m really happy for you :)

The best thing about a colonoscopy is that once it’s over, you’ve got a decade until your next one.

When the cat
comes around

There’ll be a paw
with claws
reaching down

You expect certain prices based on experience at other establishments. If a particular bar or café has prices that are egregious vs other comparable local places, it probably won’t stay in business long. So I’m never that surprised when I get the bill, even if I didn’t scope out the prices first. And if the price is shocking, that’s on me for not checking first. Lesson learned and I won’t go back to that establishment.

Wow, thank you, this is great!

Varination

Ugh this is right up my weird little alley

Yes! This is legit one of my favorite songs by two of the best R&B bands of the early '90s, and I love the way they describe the man. Nothing unattainable, and most of it isn’t about his looks at all but rather about his personality. Mature, secure, attentive, kind.

Soap dish (removable), wine glass slot, cell phone stand, drinking glass section. The large part standing up can be used to lean a tablet against.