He knows the deep magic.

Long has prophecy foretold of the one who will download more ram.

We laughed. We poor nonbelievers.

Now he will change the world.

Hannah Montana Linux compiled itself in 1786 in Staffordshire, England.

I use arch, btw.

Just kidding. I use Hannah Montana Linux, the only distro worth using.

This, except the otter is making out with the rat while the mole is inside the otter with the rat in its mouth

The explosion of this type of garbage is a big part of what killed Reddit imo. Or at least when the decline became noticeable.

We stopped seeing memes and the front page was just twitter screenshot after twitter screenshot and then the video garbage came along and it just spiralled.

I personally think it’s worth limiting this kind of thing to avoid the same fate. Though at the moment I don’t see it as a problem because lemmy users don’t seem to be going overboard with this stuff. There’s some restraint and judgment in place at the moment but who knows how long that’ll last.

Eat deez nutz

Eat something that comes out of ten women named Mary as penance.

Did you learn that at bovine university?

I guess I’m just old fashioned

I’m not even a particularly principled commenter.

Pretty much all I do is shitpost.

Jabba is in it but he’s just some fat guy.

They should actually redo the special editions but replace all of the people with random fat dudes. It would be so stupid.

Having never eaten anyone I wouldn’t know, but I’ll take your word for it, as I don’t plan on ever eating anyone.

Now if you eat a person that weighs 100 pounds you’ll still be under 300 pounds.

I’m assuming you won’t eat the bones, so I’m not sure how much under 300 pounds you’d be, but that’s a pretty big accomplishment.

Assuming you want to and will eat a person. I don’t know why you would. I wouldn’t. But that’s the lay of the land for you right now.

Hell, if you ate Ariana grande you probably wouldn’t even hit your pre weight loss weight.

Really makes you think, you know?

Congrats on the weight loss. And for not eating people.

Hannah Montana Linux has used wayland since 1965.

No, you clearly don’t understand, telling people to shut up brings people together, because people always do what they’re told, especially socially isolated, angry men.

GOD

I’m pretty sure I’m banned from .ml.

Badge of honour.

How could anyone POSSIBLY know without a /s tag?

The real problem is that society needs to be a lot louder just screaming in men’s’ faces that they have problems.

Not, of course, providing any solutions, understanding what those problems are, or taking any steps to sort them.

Louder shouting about the problem. In as close proximity to men as possible. It should be figuratively and literally as loud as possible, and to be truly effective it’s important no man be given any sympathy, the chance to speak, and if they do somehow get a word in, it’s crucial to not give any charity or sympathy to what they’re saying at all.

This doesn’t get better until every man is as isolated as possible, bombarded nonstop with loud angry messaging about problems that they have NO input into defining, and made to feel as small and worthless possible at all times.

Different strokes for different folks I guess.

You don’t find lsd.

LSD finds you. When you’re ready.