I think “Back to my Printing Days” could be the title for their album or single

Good band name

Used corpo PCs can be found inexpensively as well, if portability isn’t needed. Craigslist can be a good source depending on your area

Great solution for the bathroom without a lock

Not a single SDF user? I guess we’re a peaceful bunch

I’ve only owned one 3D printer, a prusa mk3s which has done everything I’ve needed for at least 5 years. Assembled the printer from a kit and built my own enclosure to save some money. The mk4s kit is around $710 right now, so that’s the one I’d be researching first if I had to buy a new printer right now. Just my 2¢, good luck