Given the context, maybe married 1/13/2004 and divorced 2022?

Edit: actually, if they married in 2004 they would have been married 22 years this year. Maybe dude just rounded up.

Always been partial to this one

Because the other options most people are aware of are by and large even worse? Would you prefer people were sending this shit over Facebook messenger?

Graduated in '07 and yeah, all Mean Girls was missing was Happy Bunny and these fucking things: