Everybody walk the Dinosaur?

Take enough toilet paper off the roll to wipe, use the rest of the roll to prop up the seat.

Well damn Jackie I can’t control the weather. - Michael Kelso

Good luck having the energy to do so….

Even if you eat the Mona Lisa, entropy is a bitch.

By the time this is a problem, going through boot camp first isn’t exactly viable for 99 percent of people.

Maybe ya’ll been doing it wrong and need to learn to love meat smoothies?

I wish the media would explain just how much money this is so the uninformed don’t just think it’s a high number. This is quite literally 17,900 stacks of 1 millions dollars each. It’s insane, but there seem to be plenty of people out there who don’t understand how large of a number this really is.