How could he not be a shoo-in for the Nobel? Violent, weird, demented freak.

Trump: Vlad, stop killing Ukrainians.

Vlad: No.

Trump: No body told me this would be hard.

Come on Brazil, keep Donnie’s blood pressure up.

They are not prying that thing out of his greedy little piggy hands. It’s for him, not for the United States.

If you are in the drivers seat, you are responsible for anything the car does unless there was a provable mechanical failure.