I want my front door to be unlock-able, I don’t want it to be un-lockable.

I wouldn’t know anything about that here in siʔaɬ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVPsbr9tz60

Here’s a question I thought of to ask people at parties: what is the time of night (or day I suppose) where you’re just as likely to be staying up late as to be getting up early? In other words, sort of the midpoint between your latest bedtimes and earliest mornings. I think mine would be around 5 AM.

Sch°○l

It threw me off, but I caught on.

Time to start installing and uninstalling random fonts everyday.

4nd u5e 1337 5p33k

“traffic accident”

“Look at me, I’m a human! Uh oh, I’d better rake the leaves soon!”

I prefer bagels

Finn (Adventure Time) would need a separate graphic for all of his

Is going “la la la” acceptable?

My brother in christ, you chose the instance.

Not to mention, it’s not like there’s a study showing that it’s impossible to ever change people’s minds. If you want to try to convince someone even though you most likely won’t, it doesn’t make it pointless.

I’m not convinced the pig is actually operating that airplane.

“I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.”

-Demetri Martin

Let’s Go To Moon

And the music of Weird Al