Tired: Takata airbags

Wired: Cactus shrapnel

Oops, All Tops.

Is that how the circular economy becomes self-sustaining?

“Too late now. Fuck it, I’m going for it.”

Got anything clever for the multiple cars I find parked in the bicycle lane on my < 2mi daily ride?

The same women that mock men for refusing to go to the doctor are the same women that mock men when they get sick.

They start with a conclusion (“men bad!”) and back-solve.

Too dangerous to allow a liter of liquid on a plane.

Let’s mix them all together in an airport where nothing bad can happen.

Oh wow.

Stupid sexy spiders.

Wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy.

It looks like the top of his head is cropped even though it isn’t.

They make the rules. The rules suck. Then they break their own rules and things suck even more.

Need me to draw you a diagram?

Soup and salad and unlimited breadsticks.

If you leave, you have to pay when you come back.

Fr fr.

I’m putting a Kirkland diamond ring on that finger.

Colonel Mustard: How many husbands have you had?

Mrs. White: Mine or other women’s?