(Looks at my life) Are you sure thats actually a bad thing?

Whitest Kids U’ Know: Rip Your Dick Off

Tell me why!

I wish it had never been written. I’m convinced it and Brave New World inspired a lot of the people ruining the world today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NjFxjFNxfk

No I think you nailed it

biblically accurate keyboards?

Probably of you mod it right

Public transit attracts New Yorkers, just look at New York. Do you want New Yorkers on top of your other issues? The incessant Budda Bings and Budda Booms at all hours of the day and night?

¿¡Regla 5?! ¡Dios mío!

I only ever did it to family & friends

So Alabama style?

Get your hand off my spacetime manifold!

They why do I need to use the CLI to fix my mother’s Mac at least 3 times a year?

Error 418: I am a teapot

James Cameron directed it. Went in a very unique direction from the source material.

The toilet paper is correctly installed

My scale doesn’t either but I can feel it when I pick them up.

The correct unit of mass is the slug, which is 14.59kg

People insisting on using pounds as mass is why the physics formulas need extra steps in imperial.

The feathers. They carry the weight of what you did to those birds.