Actually, funny story. I have big eyes similar to hers. When I smile normally, they squint so I look like I’m closing my eyes or sleeping (and my eyelids are very trigger-happy with flash so it’s a double whammy). I then get the feedback to “open my eyes” and I end up looking insane like that photo. So it’s a lose-lose situation.

In general I photograph poorly tbh, I look better in mirrors and in motion 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I like this meme format cuz it looks like they’re about to fuck in the woods, which is hot

Iran didn’t do anything, I was going to lunch with them at the time

I think that if I were intelligentsia in a different period of human development I would go and try to discover something. But that’s only because I’m in academia now so as long as I have the prerequisite material conditions my personal impulse for obtaining new knowledge would drive me

Is it the volume or the mass that matters? What if someone was wearing an inflatable suit and then overalls on top of the inflatable suit?

This is why Pluribus is refreshing (though I haven’t finished it and also it’s just ok otherwise)

Not in MATLAB/Julia! (But like yes under the hood computers start at 0)

I wonder how they’re stopping the flow of US weaponry, because that’s a big reason why the cartel is armed to the teeth. That said they also should not reveal their tactics so hopefully if the US empire truly sunsets they’ll tell us their strategy afterwards.

“Son of a bi” is gonna be how a strong minority contingent of male children will refer to themselves in the next 20 or so years

She could’ve been omegaverse pregnant, you never know

Everyone knows that to transition into a woman you walk into a booth in Bangkok called the “cunt machine” and after a magical girl transformation sequence you walk out a hormed and surged up doll

If you violate enough mobility laws you can get anywhere for free!

I feel like doing your makeup before brushing your teeth doesn’t seem right to me for some reason 😭😭😭 cuz what if ur saliva ruins your mug? Ig that’s what waterproof makeup is for

The batman really wasn’t necessary and if anything takes away from the punchline

This comment section is showing me that Lemmy is extremely woke (complimentary)

It would be a bit interesting if what causes the rapid green transition is naked US imperialism and war. Rather depressing of course but interesting

Might be a dumb q but how can it have a market share when it’s free

Idk the joke doesn’t quite land for me cuz harassment isn’t always bullying yk? Like an ass-kissing workplace stalker is also sort of harassing you

Just straight up banning human knowledge and the ability to communicate with others. Vile.

Love this youtube channel! They keep me optimistic