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I’ve seen most of them already, but I’m currently bouncing between Person of Interest and iZombie for this vibe

Unlike the camera person…

Yeah, I had an old boss who was diagnosed with it while he was still in college. Slim, healthy, even on a full night’s sleep he’d been falling asleep in class. The common risk factors aren’t the ONLY risk factors

I had to toss my OnePlus 9 because of this. The cell radio stopped working and the only way to revert the upgrade was to factory reset. My phone is used for two-factor authentication for work, so I can’t be having downtime because I’m busy doing QA for your shitty phone.

Protip: Don’t fucking do this

And dogs at least can do okay with bucket seats. I drove an Oldsmobile Silhouette ^(the Cadillac of minivans!)^ for years, and my dog was just tall enough that he could sit between the driver and passenger seats and look out the front windshield. He was at the perfect height for head scritches while I drove down the highway.

I remember when he got a bit too hefty to sit there comfortably. The automatic seat adjustment controls were on the right side of the driver seat and one time I suddenly found myself being pushed into the steering wheel at a stop light. His jelly rolls had started pressing in on the little joystick.

I miss that dog. The van was just okay.

Stickshifts and Safety Belts by Cake.

Out of curiosity, about when were you in grade school? I learned touch typing in the late 90s in middle school. I remember laminated construction paper taped to each keyboard so we could learn visually first, then had to flip it over and cover our hands to start developing the muscle memory for each set of keys.

Here you go.

Right? I don’t think this meme means what you want it to meme

I’ve been dog sitting for my parents lately and I feel bad for their old lab. She is so snuggle deprived that she wedged herself precariously between my girlfriend and me on my loveseat and just stayed with her head buried in the cushions and back legs on the floor for thirty minutes.

My parents love their dogs, but they don’t let them on the furniture and they are too old to get down on the floor and snuggle with them.

It’s not DNS

There’s no way it’s DNS

It was DNS

Really, Carl. Must you insist on using that ghastly hobgoblin dynamite for everything?

Judging by a poster I saw, it’s We Can Be Heroes, a kid-friendly superhero movie

Porn… Until enough adult accounts move over to Mastodon or Blue Sky.