Dude was a fox

Openpathcollective.org is a great place for more affordable therapy. It’s where I found my therapist of 5 years

Plus the secret panel? You da real MVP

It’s almost as if they should still pay for the consequences of their war crimes

How about integrity and morals?

Ya, why parents gotta be like that

The genocide will end once morale improves

And the guy who did talked “just … Like … THIS!”

It’s a common conversation though. I live in a big city and people who live in rural areas say this to me all the time. I just shrug my shoulders and say, “ya, good, live where makes you happy.”

Neocolonialism wasn’t doing the country any favors either

Brick phone and brick wallet are also good options. Wear pants with big pockets.

To be fair, the little hat they do give you is really adorable on your new born baby

That’s because the people selling the guns are the same selling the bullshit news that keeps everyone too stupid to know they’re in a dictatorship

Probably, but the way it’s written does add to the funnys