Disney world, now that’s great. Supporting Disney is the way to go.

Absolum is fantastic too. After my first 3 or so runs i loved it, but thought that the game hasn’t enough to offer to keep me playing. And i’m still playing, i almost 100% it, which isn’t something i usually do a lot.

Do i have to wear glasses because of some glassholes now? What a time to be alive

But there is a 50% chance that you become an Ork.

That’s so Hannah

My favourite part of the pandemic was when they promised $1400 in compensation and wow guess what there is a tv on sale for $1400 and people were like: wow, i need a new tv.

Sorry, I can’t do that

Imagine you’re my grandma and you love me a lot.

Here is your water, darling.

Nestle is probably already planning to steal their water and sell it to idiots as rare asian water

Americans would rather shoot everyone who’s seen it than risking anyone becoming gay

I do think it will move way faster the shitter android gets.

I watched enough Xavier renegade angel to know exactly what to do

The sooner they get used to diabetes the better for them.

Expensive unhealthy shit to give away to some kids to keep them fat and addicted

Don’t forget the war on anti fascists.

I’ll never forget circa 2005, my friend was at the Montreal jazz festival or something. He told me about it and he said he took a video. He whipped out his phone that was basically a really thick pen. He showed me a video of another friend doing goofy stuff. Even on this tiny phonewith a tiny screen, it was really enough. I miss the time when someone took out his phone and you actually had no idea what to expect.

Scan this qr code to…

In the trash with you.

I did this back in the day. 530 Blu-rays ripped before i moved, so i could sell/give away the blurays. Both died in the house fire. It’s pretty fun and satisfying, but i would not do it again

In what shithole are you not allowed to say ass anymore?

These damn useless red circles all the time

And they still don’t pay it.