SHSHSHSHSHHH!! If they hear that they’ll freak out and try to go home to turn themselves off. It happened before. That’s why there’s a metal plate above the sink now. Don’t ask.
Almost as smuuth as sharks.
SHSHSHSHSHHH!! If they hear that they’ll freak out and try to go home to turn themselves off. It happened before. That’s why there’s a metal plate above the sink now. Don’t ask.
For the same reason you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway. English is drunk AND stoned.
Nah, he’s just really, REALLY baked and forgot how to speak if he thinks about it too much.
Watch, I’m gonna fry and egg on him, LMAO


That could have purchased 2GW of solar farms, enough to power roughly 2 million households, and have done so for a generation.


Onshape is the way to go for free tier CAD.
Otherwise TinkerCAD can work, it’s just more of an MS Paint version of CAD.
On average, mammals have more than 1 skeleton in their body.
“How many bones are in your body?”
“Would you like one more?”
“IV GUYS” might do pretty well. Come in for a hydration drip, sit down and relax for 30 minutes, kind of like a quiet pub and tattoo parlour in one.
Once I’m put in the smoker I’ll render down quite nicely.


Worth whatever the cost per kilogram is these days.
There’s shrimp, second shrimp, third shrimp, fourth shrimp…




I have nothing to hide, and can follow instructions exactly.


That’s horrible. And your anger and sadness are justified, but so are your actions.
Sorry you have to deal with this. I wish you better friends and chosen family in 2026.
Well that’s dinner sorted.


That sucks. Wishing you better friends and chosen family than what you were born to. Merry Christmas, [chosen name]!
That’s the sound my cat makes when expelling a hair ball. CATSUP
I’m cutting back, I’ll just have ONE White Russian thanks.
Thanks, I hate it.