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  • tetris11@feddit.uktomemes@lemmy.worldIt's just a matter of time.
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    13 days ago

    On a morning from a Paul Blart movie
    In a country that’s going back in time.

    You went rolling through that crowd like a, Proud Boy mewling,
    Commiting a crime.

    She drives out of the sun in a silver dressing,
    Rusting through from the touch of rain.

    Don’t bother asking for explanations,
    she’ll refuse refunds all the same















  • tetris11@feddit.uktomemes@lemmy.worldHe was very mature about this
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    1 month ago

    This is a little far-fetched.

    The man comes from a long-line of noble gamers and is merely upholding the traditional values he was raised on, lest he distress the spirits of his ancestors. The woman was raised by puritan chess masters during the castle siege of Fort Boyard and views the world only under the paranoid lens of allegiance/betrayal.

    It’s a simple culture clash that likely leads to some interesting bedtime shenanigans that gets them both off, e.g. Lockpicking a chastity belt whilst she eggs him on in French