It’s already a real thing https://glitterkittyk.itch.io/duolingo

Let me do my donations as I want, when I want, to who I want.

This car also comes with a ChatGPT based AI assistant which has a cursed Microsoft’s Clippy vibe, so it watches, listens to everything. Why would anybody want that?

the F tier needs to be only for Internet-of-shit smart toasters with led screens.

The Godfather is far from being a difficult movie to watch. It has a rich story, plenty of action, great scenes,… You want serious stuff? Try Nouvelle Vague French movies from Eric Rhomer or Jean-Luc Godard, German or Finnish movies where absolutely nothing happens and it’s just people eating soup. Try Jim Jarmusch’s Stranger than Paradise. It’s great, it’s a classic, but you’re going die out of boredom if The Godfather is already too much for you.

On the bright side, if you have people to correct all the time, then you’re not alone. Thank you Internet for this blessing

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Agressive takeover. You come to a farm with a suitcase full of cash and threaten the farmer’s kids and wife. You force him to take the money and when you leave, make sure to point a finger at him and say “I’ll be back next year to buy another share. I own you now!”

Did the dj saved your life?

and when iPhone 4 was released, Apple also explained it had the perfect size because you could reach any part of the screen with your thumb while holding it in your hand… but also, antennagate. Steve Jobs was full of crap.

Americans referring to “…in the world” always mean “in USA”

I’m out for a bit. Need more wood.

I wish memes were properly sourced…

not all dog owners

Don’t give me the remote when watching a show on Prime. That X-Ray feature is dope.

Welcome to the Aitre St Maclou in Rouen! The cemetery was full in the XVIth century, so they built a nice building to keep the old corpses on the upper floors, all windows opened to everything can be nicely ventilated. 200 years later, they turned it into a school.

why not all three

gamers cheat too

My best life hack to reduce cleaning time is “no shoes in the house”. This is the easiest thing to do and yet, it seems impossible to tell that to my friends and family when they visit.

Also, do less laundry: your clothes don’t need to be washed each time you wear it.

given the state of the world, I would say… weapons or drinkable water.