wuffah

Have you tried firing all the nurses and just not giving anyone healthcare?

The ring came off my pudding can! :(

Were you sent here by the devil?

No, she just stopped emptying the bucket for me!

…he said, adjusting his gaming diaper.

I’m cringe, and that’s based…

It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message… that shareholder value will always increase to perpetually borrow against tax free!

I prefer the term “distressed eccentric friend you’ll never meet” 🥲

Anyways, how about those sports teams/political parties/abortion rights?

“What size

is your skin?”

Sounds like someone needs a snack…

I like your memes but c’mon man, Jägermeister? You must really hate yourself.

Open up your properties to me baby 🩷

Stealing removes the original. “Piracy” is a copy, derived from an intrinsic operation on digital information.

Thusly, the original (and your hat) survives despite this:

The original SLAPS

kill ALL

Thanks for tempering my cynicism with facts and logic, but I’m still angry for some reason.

Friendly reminder that the AI is built and controlled by billionaires who are the ones using it to kill us.

I love how the republican Jesus is okay with blowing up schools and hospitals and parents fishing parts of their children out of rubble, but somehow it’s their religion that’s misguided.