• EvilBit@lemmy.world
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    30 days ago

    Yes, but I, like many before me and many more to come, have played out the exact same classical tragedy:

    Everyone: “Don’t stick your dick in crazy.”

    Me: sticks dick in crazy

    Chorus: “Woe be to our Hero, fallen to hubris, laid to waste! O! How defiant was he to the Gods and to the exhortations of his fellows! The sour reapings of his field of pride now taint his wine, a potted plant now lay shattered in his sink for some reason, and his Game boy Advance game collection now lay in the hands of the deceiver who hath no Game Boy, nor knowledge of their value, nor interest in gaming!”

    • Psionicsickness@reddthat.com
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      29 days ago

      Fuck that. Who the fuck says don’t stick your dick in crazy?

      Cowards, that’s who.

      You have one life, actively search for that sweet sweet crazy tang, king.

      • BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world
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        29 days ago

        Yeah I’m currently dating “I got diagnosed and like who I am on my current meds” Still fucks like a wild animal, though. Wish me luck!

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      29 days ago

      Crazy is one of the best things to stick your dick in.

      Now, “Don’t get in a serious relationship with crazy” is some pretty solid advice.