That’s a European serving. The rest of the jar is one Texan serving.

This is how you make crusty baps.

Where do you crap? Outside like a wild animal?

Imagine their little faces light up!

Exactly. ET wouldn’t have got home without one.

When you say anyone else, are you asking if anyone is thinking the same, or if they want sloppy seconds?

Surely this is just as likely to go against you as it is in your favour?

I’m amazed it’s not in a burger bun too.

Did you know Bourton On The Water model village even has its own model village? It’s like model village Inception.

I’m fairly sure Paris is Europe, not Africa.

But your reply did make me laugh.

To be fair it was hard to tell if they were joking or just being American. I missed it too.

You’re right!

30 degrees kelvin = -243.15 Celsius

30 kelvinses = -243.15 Celsius

My kids manage that at least twice a week.

I wouldn’t want that anywhere near my alarm clock. It might mess the dates and times up.

Well done for not being a blight on society.

And the university tower.

Could have been worse. You didn’t even use the phrase “deep throating”. No one needs that image.

Even though I don’t own it any more I still feel obliged to point out the difference….

My wife had a horse. I had a Mazda RX—8.

The Mazda was used daily for my commute, averaged about 19mpg (iirc), required regular tops ups with mineral oil, cost a fortune in road fund license etc.

It was still cheaper per month than the horse that didn’t get ridden much and spent its life in a field of its own food.

And Leominster.