Oh yes, please tell me more about this oral tradition of the ancient Greeks! ;)

Am I a joke to you?

In the past 2 weeks, I’ve played Tie Fighter and Dune 2. Glad I had over the minimum 640 KB of RAM for Dune - it’s pricey these days but worth it for a smoother experience!

She’s either in a laboratory or under a waterfall

I suddenly want to go out and buy Jersey Mike’s…

2020s: Still see people litter 😡

Oh wow, you unlocked a memory of me singing that at like 2am in a packed car while waiting at a Taco Bell drive thru in high school. I’m gonna go lie down now, my back hurts.

Yeah, but can it play Doom?

The real answer is that when I closed the tags, they didn’t show up in the comment. So I left them open, because it looked utterly ridiculous. But I like your interpretation way better!

<unwarranted rage No way, BONTO! sucked. You couldn’t even Slorp your entire friends list anymore, and they added all of those BONTOgrams for no reason. We disagree on a topic, so I despise you now and your entire genetic line. </rage

But you should really try NeWSlarP, a FLOSS fork of Slorp by the original developer that brings back both SlorpTokens and Schlarpmänner!

“How many soldiers’ lives is the life of one gay man worth?”

“Seven.”

Lol, I’m pretty sure I watched this when it went up 17 years ago, amazing memory.

My new dryer, which is significantly better in almost all aspects than my old one, has a non-adjustable very quiet alert (bell? signal? alarm?). I often can’t even hear it, so I find myself completely forgetting about it until later that day or tomorrow.