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Anyone else getting turned on rn?

That is my very favorite verse.

If somebody’s untrained moving that many people out of danger in the water could certainly cause enough exhaustion to kill you.

Lifeguard at a pool has an elevated position and can jump pretty damn close to people, and even then they have a personal flotation device that they can use to get somebody to the edge of a pool pretty quickly.

Got to pump up those hate numbers bro.

Nah, he was thinking of ho-ors.

The opacity is going to make the issue very real. A site like that goes stagnant without new blood.

It’s gonna block sign ups. Why the fuck do I sign up without seeing shit?

Not like reddit is relevant these days.

So nano, then.

Sounds like the police have too much money…

Dang. That’s a good one.

What happened when you called kill?

Huh.

For real, what fucking sides?

One side: We just can’t know definitively.

The other (without evidence): It was in a lab and it was designed to hurt our freedom.

You don’t understand they didn’t use metadata!

OO just likes sub-quality ingots.

It’s even dumber when you take a look at some of the RegEx use. Pretty amateur even for such simple patterns.

Looks convenient.

Is this the guy?

Trying to “save” the fediverse?